{"id":684,"date":"2012-08-11T09:48:31","date_gmt":"2012-08-11T16:48:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/?p=684"},"modified":"2012-08-11T09:48:31","modified_gmt":"2012-08-11T16:48:31","slug":"tea-a-drink-with-jam-and-bread-or-honey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/2012\/08\/11\/tea-a-drink-with-jam-and-bread-or-honey\/","title":{"rendered":"Tea, a Drink with Jam and Bread (or honey)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tea, a drink with Jam and Bread<\/p>\n<p>Yes, my post is about tea. Today I will tell you how to read tea leaves to tell your fortune. Actually, I&#8217;m not. I&#8217;m going to tell you what happened in a poem.<br \/>\nHere it goes:<\/p>\n<p>Mom put the teapot over cup,<br \/>\nShe pressed the handle\u00a0and tea went up.<br \/>\nIt sprayed all over clothes and the floor,<br \/>\nAnd then breakfast wasn&#8217;t such a bore.<\/p>\n<p>We sat silently, numb with shock,<br \/>\nand then began to laugh and talk.<br \/>\nThe waiter asked if he could help,<br \/>\nRight as Mother began to yelp.<\/p>\n<p>The tea had burned Mom on the arm,<br \/>\nBut for us, the tea did no harm.<br \/>\nThe tea then poured so easily,<br \/>\nWhat was lost was very measly.<\/p>\n<p>I said it would be in this post,<br \/>\nand then the waiters came with toast.<br \/>\nEryn&#8217;s toast had lots of gold honey,<br \/>\nBut to me, it was too runny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tea, a drink with Jam and Bread Yes, my post is about tea. Today I will tell you how to read tea leaves to tell your fortune. Actually, I&#8217;m not. I&#8217;m going to tell you what happened in a poem. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/2012\/08\/11\/tea-a-drink-with-jam-and-bread-or-honey\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ethan-slug"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=684"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":691,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684\/revisions\/691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}