{"id":2568,"date":"2013-05-23T12:43:41","date_gmt":"2013-05-23T19:43:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/?p=2568"},"modified":"2013-05-23T12:43:41","modified_gmt":"2013-05-23T19:43:41","slug":"the-closest-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/2013\/05\/23\/the-closest-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"The Closest Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In South Africa, when we were at, I believe, the Haven Hotel, I told you all out there about the changes of a woman\u2019s life. When they are young, they want horses, when they get a bit older, they want a man, and when they get older and older, the want to go on a cruise ship. In other words, the way of a woman\u2019s life can be summed up in one word; <i>horsemanship\u2026horse, man, ship.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Today my mother, who is in the 3<sup>rd<\/sup> stage of that cycle, probably got on to the closest thing to a cruise. The boat in which we are all riding is large. It may not be the largest boat in the harbor, but it is still very large. There are 9 decks in total as far as I can tell, and we are staying on deck 4. Our tickets may say that we are in room 4009, but I can assure you that the plaque on the outside of the door says 4033.<\/p>\n<p>The levels below us are just for cars and trucks, so we are the lowest possible. The main deck from which you can feel the breeze is number 9. As I said earlier, it is a big ship, and it is big enough to even have a pool. Sadly, though, the pool wasn\u2019t open to swimmers, so we spent a dry afternoon and evening. Tonight, after getting on the boat, we ate dinner at one of the onboard restaurants.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s all for now, Folks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In South Africa, when we were at, I believe, the Haven Hotel, I told you all out there about the changes of a woman\u2019s life. When they are young, they want horses, when they get a bit older, they want &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/2013\/05\/23\/the-closest-thing\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ethan-slug"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2568"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2569,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2568\/revisions\/2569"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}