{"id":2461,"date":"2013-05-07T12:14:02","date_gmt":"2013-05-07T19:14:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/?p=2461"},"modified":"2013-05-07T12:14:02","modified_gmt":"2013-05-07T19:14:02","slug":"epic-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/2013\/05\/07\/epic-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Biking in Burgundy, or Failing &amp; Falling: A Short How-To"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I sit in this chair typing my post, I\u2019m trying hard not to wince. Despite the fact that this chair has a cushion, it is painful to sit because the bicycle seat on which I sat for seventeen kilometers (about 10.6 miles). We drove to the tourist information center in Montbard only to find it closed for lunch, so we sat on a bench in the sun for an hour.<\/p>\n<p>Riding the yellow bikes along the Burgundy Canal was Ethan\u2019s idea, so he must have enjoyed it the most. I would say the most exciting part of the whole ride was on the way back after we had watched a boat go through a lock.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou should learn how to mount a bike,\u201d Dad said, and continued by showing me how: stand with your left foot on the left pedal and then swing your right leg over to the right pedal. Easy-peasy\u2026 right?<\/p>\n<p>-Some people are rather challenged when it comes to things like this (I am one of them).-<\/p>\n<p>So I stuck my left foot on my left pedal and swung my leg over.<\/p>\n<p>Except I didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I hit the back wheel with my foot because I was stressed out because Dad and Ethan were really close and I didn\u2019t want to hit them. So I fell down against my bike and now have a lovely bruise on my leg.<\/p>\n<p>After another failed attempt, I did manage it\u2014although who knows if I can now perform the skill consistently?<\/p>\n<p>Ciao!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I sit in this chair typing my post, I\u2019m trying hard not to wince. Despite the fact that this chair has a cushion, it is painful to sit because the bicycle seat on which I sat for seventeen kilometers &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/2013\/05\/07\/epic-fail\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[88,87,23,218,220],"class_list":["post-2461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eryn-slug","tag-bicycle","tag-bikes","tag-cotton-candy","tag-france","tag-semur-en-auxois"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2461"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2462,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2461\/revisions\/2462"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}