We\u2019re now in the same country as Lady Gaga after five-and-a-half months of (totally distant, as opposed to just distant) separation.<\/p>\n
We\u2019re also in the same town as Andre Joubert and his wife, Rebecca. Mr. Joubert taught with stuffed animals (like snakes and road kill) at Helderberg College when Dad did, back in 1980. (See? My dad is still alive after Noah\u2019s flood!) After chatting to Mrs. Joubert- the president\u2019s secretary- we walked over to their house, where we found Mr. Joubert. We exchanged snake stories, including my dead puff adder from yesterday, and then he pulled out a large plastic container, undid the hole, and invited me over to see. \u201cCool,\u201d I said. In the background, Mom said, \u201cWas that a good cool or a bad cool?\u201d<\/p>\n
He showed them the item, too, and Mom just said \u201cOh.\u201d She was probably relieved that the big fat puff adder wasn\u2019t rearing up to bite us. Instead it just flicked its tongue and gave us the evil eye. After talking about puff adders some more, we left to our accommodations here in Somerset West. For supper, we ate at Spur, whose subtitle is \u201cSteak Ranch.\u201d We didn\u2019t have steak, though. Ethan had a chicken burger with Appletizer, Dad had a Greek salad with a thick chocolate malt, Mom had a chicken wrap with a chocolate shake, and I had the same wrap with a mango shake. For starters, we had \u201cMexican nachos.\u201d Dad said that Spur (which is Indian themed, each restaurant having a different name\u2014we ate at Sunset Bay) is the South African version of what they think is an American restaurant, like Red Robin. They were pretty close, actually, right down to the Oreo shakes and falling-apart-too-easily wraps.<\/p>\n
Dad let me have his \u201ccherry on top\u201d [of his malt], saying, \u201cIt\u2019s an albino.\u201d It was a marshmallow.<\/p>\n
Ciao!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
We\u2019re now in the same country as Lady Gaga after five-and-a-half months of (totally distant, as opposed to just distant) separation. We\u2019re also in the same town as Andre Joubert and his wife, Rebecca. Mr. Joubert taught with stuffed animals … Continue reading