The people the people the people, people I\u2019ve never seen before! They\u2019re at the door!!! They\u2019re small, which means I can jump up and lick their face. They taste like rain. What? Where are they going??? Back out???<\/p>\n
Oh, here they come! (Whew<\/em>.) I was worried I would never see them again. Oh, no! Where\u2019s my stick?! Who took it?! What? Is it these two new people and the two who came in later? They\u2019re all sitting at a table and\u2014<\/p>\n Oh, look, it\u2019s Alicia Keys on the TV. What? Where\u2019d the TV go? Why is it all dark? Oh, mistress is lighting a candle. The food smells good, but my stick is better. Where is it? I swear I just put it here\u2014<\/p>\n Oh it\u2019s right here on this chair. C\u2019mon. Hey, play with me, Small Non-Person! Please! Oh, please please please play with me. I\u2019m so lonely. Even the men cussing at the bar don\u2019t look at me. Please play with me! I\u2019m so lonely and bor\u2014<\/p>\n The TV is back on! But where is my stick? I put it on the floor! Where is it? Oh, it\u2019s under that other table. Well, big person, don\u2019t think you\u2019ve fooled me! There. Ha! You see, I am smarter than\u2014<\/p>\n Don\u2019t you dare blow on my face Big Person!!!!!!! Here, I\u2019ll blow in yours! How does that feel? Okay, I\u2019m tired now. I\u2019ll just lay right down and take a nap with my stick next to m\u2014<\/p>\n Mmmf yffl\u2026 hmm? What\u2019s that? My stick! My precious stick! Where did it go???!!!! Help me, please! I\u2019m looking all around the table but I see no stick, and\u2014<\/p>\n What? You\u2019re leaving? Mistress called me over and I didn\u2019t even get to say good-bye. Well, I\u2019ll say it now:<\/p>\n Ciao!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The people the people the people, people I\u2019ve never seen before! They\u2019re at the door!!! They\u2019re small, which means I can jump up and lick their face. They taste like rain. What? Where are they going??? Back out??? Oh, here … Continue reading