{"id":1225,"date":"2012-11-02T11:48:24","date_gmt":"2012-11-02T18:48:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/?p=1225"},"modified":"2012-11-02T11:48:24","modified_gmt":"2012-11-02T18:48:24","slug":"a-day-on-a-farm-and-other-such-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/2012\/11\/02\/a-day-on-a-farm-and-other-such-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"A Day on a Farm, and other such Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bob woke up, tired and hungry, and tried to hang on to the last moments of his dream, when he was a captain on a large sailing ship, and instead of sailing on water, they were flying. Going fast and smoothly, being on what he dubbed a man-of-sky was the best experience of his life, even though it was only in a dream. He stayed in bed and read on his kindle before being forced to take a shower by his parents. As he broke fast, he noted that Maritjie wasn\u2019t there, and figured that she was at work. After breakfast, he went with Dennis out to see and feed the chickens, which looked like ostriches, and the tortoise.<\/p>\n<p>When finished with that, Bob got into the back of Dennis\u2019s bakkie, or truck, and went to town and the cow pasture. At first they went to the town, and got stuff at the post office and a little shop. When finished, they went out on an unpaved road for a while before, after stopping once, arriving at the cow pasture, where there were a lot of cows. After giving the cows some more food, they left and arrived back at Dennis\u2019s house.<\/p>\n<p>In case you haven\u2019t figured out, Bob is I and I am Bob, the dream is fiction, but the rest was truth, except for the name.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bob woke up, tired and hungry, and tried to hang on to the last moments of his dream, when he was a captain on a large sailing ship, and instead of sailing on water, they were flying. Going fast and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/2012\/11\/02\/a-day-on-a-farm-and-other-such-stories\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ethan-slug"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1225","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1225"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1226,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1225\/revisions\/1226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}