AUGRABIE FALLS, South Africa- A bird pooped on Ethan today.<\/p>\n
He was alerted as to the presence of the poo by his mother. \u201cStupid bird,\u201d he muttered. The rest of us were trying not to laugh too hard. His father smiled and said, \u201cEryn, now you have a post title: My Brother, the Toilet.\u201d I smiled appreciatively, trying to step on Ethan\u2019s shadow. The day was warm- a pleasant 31 Celsius according to the car- and we had driven 120 kilometers from Upington to the town of Augrabies, then on to the falls (which is a national park).<\/p>\n
Augrabies is on the Oranjerivier<\/em> (Orange River in the vernacular), several kilometers before the river becomes the border between South Africa and Namibia, and finally hitting the Atlantic Ocean. The Orange River starts in Lesotho and passes through Upington. From above, the river is located by following the green trail of vineyards.<\/p>\n My father, remembering the falls from a previous trip, had raved about the orange, yellow, blue, and green lizards doing push-ups. This was not to be seen; they were too busy mating with the brown females of their kind. Of other animals, we saw too many bugs, my father saw a fish, and he and I saw Bart Simpson\u2019s face on the rocks across the river.<\/p>\n After having Heaven ice cream bars, we get back in the car and drive through moving water<\/em> to get to Oranjekom<\/em>, Ararat, and Moon Rock. Oranjekom and Ararat are both look-out points, but Moon Rock is a gray, round, smooth rock. The Klipspringer Trail follows the crest of this outcrop, but we didn\u2019t hike all 39.5 kilometers for several reasons, including that parts of the trail were closed because the three-day hike is only open from April to October 15. (Ethan and I were not too disappointed.)<\/p>\n After an hour and a half (or thereabouts), we returned to the guest house and Ethan prepared to waterski. After a supper at Bi-Lo and seeing One Direction on the cover of Seventeen<\/em>, we returned home to find Bishop, the huge dog, roaming free. Mother was petrified.<\/p>\n Ciao!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" AUGRABIE FALLS, South Africa- A bird pooped on Ethan today. He was alerted as to the presence of the poo by his mother. \u201cStupid bird,\u201d he muttered. The rest of us were trying not to laugh too hard. His father … Continue reading