{"id":1057,"date":"2012-10-09T12:40:37","date_gmt":"2012-10-09T19:40:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/?p=1057"},"modified":"2012-10-09T12:40:37","modified_gmt":"2012-10-09T19:40:37","slug":"a-rocky-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/2012\/10\/09\/a-rocky-road\/","title":{"rendered":"A Rocky Road"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not to be confused with Rocky\u2019s road (Rocky is our neighbor), which is paved, smooth, nice, and lovely.<\/p>\n<p>We went on a rocky road from Omaruru back to Dinosaur\u2019s Tracks, to the soundtrack of, \u201cOh, mercy!!! Oh goodness!!! Hhhhhhhh!!!\u201d (That last bit was Mom breathing in sharply.)<\/p>\n<p>It was worst, probably, when we were talking about SeaWorld and Disneyland and breakfast with the [Disney] characters. Dad said, \u201cThat\u2019s where you shove toast into their mouths and they choke!\u201d And he proceeded to demonstrate the choking.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJERRY!!!\u201d Mom squealed. We were going down a steep hill at 80 kilometers per hour and there was a little river at the bottom of the hill. I grabbed my seatbelt for dear life.<\/p>\n<p>Once we were past it, I announced, \u201cFor the record, I just saved the computer.\u201d No one bothered to thank me. Mom just said, \u201cPlease go more slowly.\u201d Ethan screeched, \u201cWHEEEEEEEE!!!\u201d Dad stepped on the gas to get up the next hill.<\/p>\n<p>All in all, it was a very entertaining ride that opened with a huge bump and Mother hurting her neck on that bump. Dad asked, \u201cIsn\u2019t it just like a ride at Disneyland?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ciao!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not to be confused with Rocky\u2019s road (Rocky is our neighbor), which is paved, smooth, nice, and lovely. We went on a rocky road from Omaruru back to Dinosaur\u2019s Tracks, to the soundtrack of, \u201cOh, mercy!!! Oh goodness!!! Hhhhhhhh!!!\u201d (That &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/2012\/10\/09\/a-rocky-road\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[149,231,145],"class_list":["post-1057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eryn-slug","tag-dinosaurs-tracks","tag-eryn-slug","tag-namibia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1057"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1058,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1057\/revisions\/1058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rtw4four.com\/RTW4Four\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}